“Crash My Funeral Tour“ – Columbus, OH, A&R Bar
There’s something primal about the moment you realize you’ve stumbled into the eye of a cultural storm. Something filthy and electric, new but also old, like the first time someone scratched vinyl under a dead man’s sermon. I didn’t know who Diggy Graves was before this show. Hell, I barely listen to rap unless it’s deranged enough to bleed into other genres, but a friend swore to me: “You can’t open TikTok without hearing his shit. He’s the next big thing.”
So I went.
It was a hot night in Columbus, and the A&R Bar had that rare hum. The kind of buzz that doesn’t come from a good lineup or a drink special. This was different. The line snaked around the damn building like it owed the place rent. I’ve shot at this venue more times than I can count, and only once or twice have I seen it reach this kind of fever pitch. No neon sign needed, this was the altar, and the faithful were here to worship.
Diggy’s fans are hard to pin down. No one look. It wasn’t a room full of hypebeasts or horror nerds or alt kids or rap purists. It was everyone. All shapes, shades, and backgrounds, smashed together in black clothes, fishnets, ski masks, and bootleg merch. A congregation bound by one thing: their shared devotion to a masked man with a bulletproof vest and a death wish.
The opener, Resentvul, came out wearing a black ski mask like he’d just robbed a gas station. His DJ was decked out in a red sequined “Scream” mask that caught the lights like a disco ball from hell. The set hit fast and raw, a 30-minute barrage that felt like getting stomped in the back of a van. Then—silence. The kind of silence that trembles with anticipation. It was time.
Lights out.
A shadow appeared, masked and holding a bass. Fet Stacks. The crowd popped like a pistol misfiring in a church. Then – It was time for Diggy.
The room detonated.
Diggy Graves stepped into the stage lights like a villain in a slasher film. Modified Jason mask. Bulletproof vest with another Jason mask duct-taped to the front. It was grim, theatrical, absurd and somehow… magnetic. The man has presence. Not just “I’m a rapper” presence. Cult leader presence. “Drink the Kool-Aid and you’ll see God” presence.
And the crowd? Jesus. They knew every goddamn word. It didn’t matter what song he played – “Tac Town Two Step,” “Swimming Pool,” deep cuts, unreleased hits. They screamed it all, voice for voice. At one point, a woman behind me yelled, “Take your shirt off!” Three seconds later, a dude echoed the same sentiment with just as much passion. Equal opportunity chaos.
Navigating the pit with a camera was like swimming through a meat grinder. Shoulders smashing, drinks flying, phones in the air like cheap halos. But I kept shooting. Had to. This wasn’t just a concert. It was a séance. Diggy wasn’t just performing—he was resurrecting something. Himself maybe. Or rap. Or horrorcore. Or just the feral, beautiful madness of live music.
The A&R Bar has seen legends. It’s hosted giants in their embryonic stages. And I don’t know what the future holds for Diggy Graves; fame, failure, or a cult in the woods—but there’s no denying it: something’s brewing. Something strange and volatile.
Rap may not be my usual poison, but Diggy Graves isn’t just another rapper. He’s a stitched-together monster of genre, image, and sound. A glitch in the matrix with a soundtrack to match.
And if the “Crash My Funeral Tour” was a test, Columbus passed with bloodshot eyes and blown-out speakers.
Diggy didn’t just crash his funeral. He danced on the grave.
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